My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

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john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.


the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

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when attractive people have low standards


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*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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