alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly